You may find these comedic, you may not. I really don't care, they're just kinda random. :)
Yes, I knew my rice was done cooking. Please stop reminding me every thirty seconds. I'll get there.
Also, did it ever occur to you that you can be a little over zealous? I mean, you spit a quarter of my bowl of rice all over your turntable, and I know I didn't fill the bowl too high. Microwave, I think you need to calm down and cook my rice nicely next time.
Why do you do this to me? This is the second time you've almost killed me because I took too big of a bite of your deliciousness. You either need to stop being delicious (DON'T!) or stop collaborating with Microwave to make me sad and/or angry. Thanks much.
There. You're clean now. Please stay that way. I'll try not too mess you up again. :)
Still friends? Good :)
Please come in the mail soon.
I know you are full of pictures that I haven't transferred yet, but just be patient. I'll get there eventually. Thanks for being such an awesome camera :D
I'm sorry, but I can't wait until I can replace you. I'm sorry for dropping you in the potty, but you were being a jerk waaay before that.
It's not you, it's me.
Dear Blog Readers,
I'm not crazy, really.
No, REALLY. I'm not nuts.
I just find this amusing.